breaking news!

the quote from gazillionare number one himself reads as follows,

"I am the new owner of gazilliondollarbill.neocities.org"

The crowd and the fans of the man are overjoyed. Possible new success and business endeavours are being made available to us as we speak.

Read much more about it at google

start having whole heaps of fun!
learn about the near unimaginable horrors of the world!
give yourself a new reason to cry yourself to sleep at night!

Oh god I can't breathe somebody help me
please someone help I am allergic to cheese bread
Only god can save me now
Learn more about this at google.com!

this is my girlfriend (we love each other very much)

P.S. (I own the dictionary website and am CEO of the company

tape lump

I've hid multiple very funny but scrapped tweet ideas throughout this website. have fun trying to find them all!

The first tweet is hidden in this puzzle!
This puzzle is much easier! Two of the four words are in parentheses, and the free word is "I'm". Get looking! :)

BREAKING NEWS! BIDEN ADMINISTRATION MOVES THE PHYSICAL MOUNT RUSHMORE TO WASHINGTON D.C. IN ACT OF FEDERAL VIOLENCE AND HATRED TOWARDS AMERICA. WE WILL PERSERVERE!

Erm.. hey *cutely brushes hair behind ear and awkwardly points toes together* I- I know that quite a few of you don’t re- *pauses and takes a step back to breathe (I am nervous)* don’t really know me but I- I was just *starts blushing* wanting to um.. wish you guys a M-Merry Christmas or whatever *turns around in frustrated embarrassment to my friends behind me* see?! I told you guys it would be awkward!! *turns back to you and quickly realizes what I just said to my friends* Oh S-sorry I didn’t mean to do that I just… *starts blushing again, looks down at feet and pulls out a crumple sheet of paper out of my back pocket* I just.. *blurts out,:* I REALLY LIKE YOU! *blushes again, looks back down at my feet* it’s whatever I guess.. sorry for wasting your time and whatnot. You don’t even have to read the letter. I’m sorry.. I’ll just go now. *turns away from you and starts walking away; turns to friends, makes comment about Orpheus under breath and proceeds to sneak a glance back over at you, blushes quite profusely again*
M19 seeking goth stoner babe or tradwife (no in between) on call 24/7/365 for schizophrenic episodes. Must be willing to support unconditionally. Must be willing to endure constant ridicule and live just a little too far away to drive to close to take a plane. Must be willing to pack up everything at moments notice to take the unreturnable trip into the desert. Must also be able to prove that you are not government affiliated in any way whatsoever. DM’s are closed, all interactions must be public to get used to having your privacy invaded 100% of the time (whether by me or bystanders watching the train wreck that your life will soon become)
Me as a magician at some kids birthday party: "And for my next trick, I shall turn into a shell of my former self! :)" And then a month passes by and I show up to the kids house and I just look awful. Just wretched. I tell him he owes me a little bit of cash from the party and that his parents just didn't pay me. He denies it and he goes to call for his parents but I grab him firmly by the arm and shake him just a little bit. "Please" I say. "Please just something I just need a little bit to get by please" but he gets out of my grasp on his arm and runs up the stairs. I feel awful. I leave in shame. I was doing so fucking well and then I had to try that trick. It was supposed to be my magnum opus. I lost it all. Moral of the story: Magicians are evil tricksters and beggars who will do anything for a little bit of extra cash!
Are there any girls out there that can read clocks? Raise you hands. Are there any girls out there that can read clocks raise your hand. Cmon Dallas, this is- we don’t- no we don’t care about the guys, but I couldn’t raise my hand too. But we want to know how many girls out there in Dallas, in this room. I know- I know everybody ran downstairs when I said this shit. Listen listen listen listen don’t play. How many girls can read clocks in this room. Cmon! You’re all fuckin lying, you read clocks once in a while. Alright alright. Well the guys just need to know what time they should go home tonight! I mean really! I saw Eric and Sanchez say “Oh GG’s and ignorant motherfucker, he don’t know-“ Alright Im ignorant but I like to eat, I like to sleep, but I can’t read clocks, why does it matter!? Everybody always say, “Oh GG, you know, he just ain’t cool you know; He’s not smart, he didn’t go to school, He can’t read clocks” I’LL OUTSMART ANY ONE OF YOU JOKESTERS! PRE-SCHOOL, JOKESTERS, COME ON I’LL OUTSMART YOUR SOCKS OFF I’LL MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU! YOU COME ON UP HERE AND I’LL SHOW YOU AN EDUCATION! I’LL OUTSMART YOUR SOCKS OFF AND SEND YOU TO GRADE SCHOOL!
DarkHerald, you seem to like to point out how I am being unreasonable for “such a small issue” but then you spend your time formulating and expending so much energy on some kind of long-winded debate over some-thing so ‘small”. If it were the case that it’s insignificant or ‘will literally do nothing to improve the platform’ as you say, then why would people be giving this feedback in the first place? Just because it’s not of importance in your opinion, doesn’t mean it is not in many other users’ eyes, the proof in how many people agree with your POV here, for example. You like to throw around a lot of broad terminology but no real specification on what kind of consequences the implementation of either feature would have. If you knew anything, you would say it. So if you do, please ex-plain exactly how a lower CD would have a negative effect on the bandwidth of Discord servers? Being that it’s going to be downscaled before upload, the images are low in size, and given that it’s a quick process for a server to handle, I don’t see how that point has any real substance, It’s just an assumption. How would making a preview that shows different resolution of the same image on a web-based platform be THAT difficult? It’s a web based platform. The coding is simple, updates to the user interface, are relatively simple. Something like this, inherently, would be a simple process. It’s that simple, simple. There’s no giant problem I see, the space on the client is right there, All it would take is having another image scaled client-side (which it already does) at a lower res and put next to it. Acting like the implementation or bandwidth of the servers is a giant problem is based on assumption and is really just you trying to prove a point. If we’re talking business here then I have a simple phrase for you; the customer is always right. The users are the ones that are on this platform the most, speaking of holding up their ‘market share’ and ‘investor opinion’ is irrelevant when we’re talking about the user feedback, it doesn’t devalue what the USERS want. You talked your-self about Discord going the way of MySpace, ignoring that fact is the quickest way to get there. Who is proving who correct, exactly? There’s no real reason to be using blanket terminology and somehow demonizing others’ perspective as ‘feel-ing privileged’ or as if ‘feeling if discord owes you something’ unless your sole purpose was to win your ar-gument. The ‘facts’ you speak of are biased, your POV is biased, and you yourself, are passive aggressive and unreasonable in every single post here. As you can see I have plenty to say, but clearly, you may assume what-ever you wish that helps yourself get up on that high horse of yours. Why would anyone take you seriously when you’re so clearly arrogant, opinionated, and, argumentative for such an ‘insignificant’ reason? You’re full of it. I’m not wasting any more of my time, let the community speak for themselves. I won’t be falling for anymore silly little baits of yours, just wanted to leave this here to show the absolute hypocrisy of your attitude. Enjoy your one-sided debate victory which I’m sure is inevitably coming after raking everything I say anything you can twist to keep your ego intact.
yooo jacob what if wendys made a new hamberger and they called it the bacon hater instaed of the baconetar i think that would be so funny haha wouldnt ir t=right? because they woul d mkae it for jewish people so i think it woud be reall y funnt but also really cool like haha yeah its a joke but its a los repectful liek haha yeah i support ewsish people and i laos support wendy like haha i think it would be liker eally fanily friendsly and then everfyhone would get aong haha right? i am now working at wnedy that=nk you for the gho ahdead on the new plan for the all new family frienldy meal theat everyboyd covuld enjoy nad i thin ki t would be cool if you canme and saw me in m nwew office haha nande we couild hang out and i could have the bacenator and you could have the bacon haetr haha then it would be like funny and everyobdy is happy and novody has thier feelings hurt haha that sowuld be so caool and maybe y=the rest of you guys could come to haha and then we could jcoose which one we weanted like maybe anderson coiuld have the bacoin hater like haha bc he's picky and i thinik it would be really funny and cooll right?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE IT I WISH I COULD RIP OFF MY SKIN AND FLOAT AWAY AND RUN 6 MILES AND MY LUNGS WOULD COLLAPSE AND I NEED A GIRL WHO WILL SKIN ME ALIVE

I miss lil peep and his music I wish he was still alive

I am very mentally ill

I love my pills I love my medication and I love my life oh so much